In keeping with the first Grammarly find, here’s a “joke” delivered at dinner with college friends last Friday.
Friend J has a son who’s a doctor. Friend J travels a lot because of her work. She told her son, when I am comatose DNR (do not resuscitate).
Her son said, “What if it happens when I’m not around? YOu should have DNR tattooed on your chest in all languages because that’s the first thing they’ll open in an attempt to revive you.”